!1, taught geography, where maximum of China’s coal is Liaoning Fushun, Liaoning Province, is the creation of steel up to Anshan, Fushun so cried China’s A second test, on paper: China’s coal is (black), China’s iron is (hard). Finished the said: the teacher how a simple subject?

2, an annexed language exam questions, ask what scholastic works which Prometheus diagram, a student fill: Harry – Potter. On distinct cause, asked the public left Zhongyi What is the name, a student wrote: Zuoleng Chan.

3, a political current happenings questions: __________________ No. research boat to China’s Arctic expedition. My answer: Titanic.

4, language checkups. Interpretation of I replied: The last sentence:

6, high school language diagnostic tests, I replied: The correct answer:

7, a language exam, fill in the blank verse is Bai’s I fraught the front row is a student stunned a I class one answer: Q not push. it appropriate the facts.

11, tall educate, biology exam, and asked: What type of chicken digestion type? I ambition not, answer: chicken-type! results of the preceptor in the level label and shame!

12, the sentence is: exam, prose verse below the sentence. the sentence is: the names of noted goes. A student can not memorize, I told him: tea results who listen to: the teapot stopper. be a teacher scolding!

15, ahead the students read the txt, including a: palm-leaf flare flare out fan. should have been stopped out of palm-leaf fan, fan, fan. that straight students to read: out of banana, fan fan fan!

16, a junior high school when the class of the Dou Dou read as out, by the course the words: public that goes! logical po po said! discern no reason! muse of always the results of reasonable … … my solution to the math teacher she taught the whole year’s class are reading it again after four , I had known!

18, high school language classes are on Mao Zedong’s XX is dining, half speechless, Biechu a A bit gifted students: ? HOW OLD ARE YOU? how translation? answer – how old you are?

22, questions: If a Chinese student in California in the United States witnessed a vehicle event, the police came apt inquire later you understand happened, how ought he mention? one answer: one motorcar come one motorcar work, 2 car peng peng, one car die.

23, A language papers do while the chief was a fill-in Sen it? muttered at the same table: read: >
26, high school fast-Examination of the time, one day ashore the geography lesson, a teacher reported in the above names, let us response the emulating at the local minerals. that a lot of places, the teacher suddenly asked one: the boast:
28, junior high school, a biology teacher on the nature of African grasslands, the class no one listening, then rage, saying: ! ah! inspiration, then swiftly said: middle-aged women), too few of us boys do not listen, then cursed: either terrified eyes looking at me. teachers reside because a when, then pointed at me and cursed: